Twilight/Supernatural Spork

The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 4 Part 2

Chapter 4 Previously on 'Bella is the centre of the universe' she and Jess bust a gut laughing about nothing remotely funny, Bella was too hungover to actually go to her first day of classes and as usual, was selfish and vapid about everything. "You're welcome." With that, she continues out of the apartment. Sighing,… Continue reading The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 4 Part 2

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Twilight/Supernatural Spork

The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 4 Part 1

Chapter 4 Or destroying one of the most emotional parts of the pilot for the sake of an empty character. Here we go again. Get ready - all we've had so far is fluff, forced laughs and some bad characterisation. Starting from now we have the destruction of common sense, decent plot points and Bella… Continue reading The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 4 Part 1

Twilight/Supernatural Spork

The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Or how to kill all canon characterisation dead. And so it begins. Or, more accurately, it all goes downhill from here. Last time on 'How to ruin a TV show with Twilight' - OH WAIT. I don't have to tell you because she puts very helpful and annoying 'flashbacks' like we're actually on… Continue reading The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 3

Intro and Counts

The Gryffindor Misfit Intro and Counts

Oh. My. God. Sometimes you find jewels by accident. And although jewel might be pushing it...ok, so it's more a shiny pile of crap rather than a jewel. But to sporkers, it's a jewel...shaped pile of crap. Brittany is a sue. But God forbid you tell the Suethor that. Mizu Kai is horribly ill-equipped at dealing… Continue reading The Gryffindor Misfit Intro and Counts

Twilight/Supernatural Spork

The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 2

Chapter 2 -  Or how Bella is conveniently in the right place at the right time. This chapter Bella meets her new besties who love her instantly despite her being a pile of crap and the author somehow forgets her own timeline. I don't know why I agreed to do this. Chapter 2 Stanford University,… Continue reading The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 2

Twilight/Supernatural Spork

The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 1

Here it is, the seven chapter fic that basically massacres my favourite TV show. You ready? No, neither are we. Chapter 1 - Bella is a bitch. Are you sure this isn't Twilight? Chapter 1 "Mom, for the last time, I will be okay." I sighed. "What could possibly happen?" You see, my mother was… Continue reading The Hunter and the Lamb Chapter 1

Intro and Counts

When Opposites Attract – Intro and Counts

We’ve all read a Hogwarts American Transfer Student fic at some time in our lives. The question is, does a good fic exist? Well, keep looking. You’re not going to find it here. I’d love, just for once, to find an actual American witch fic. One about the Wizarding community in the US and how… Continue reading When Opposites Attract – Intro and Counts

Intro and Counts

Hunter and the Lamb – Intro and Counts

Well, have you ever watched Supernatural and thought 'Hey! What this show needs is a whiny, irrational, stereotypical Sue clinging onto Dean Winchester for no reason other than the Suethor thinks he's hot?' Then this fic is for you. This is our first spork but it felt like forever to finish it (ok, so Rebelle and… Continue reading Hunter and the Lamb – Intro and Counts